"Al Gore was right, Ming the Merciless is sending our sun crashing into Earth."
Sane? Here, let me help you get rid of such boring afflictions as a grasp on reality. Read some of these. www.ogc.org.uk/HERALD/index.htm The voices are your friends.
i made an account. Very similar to other ones but a lot more animated and thus intersting. You'll need a decent internet speed though as its very animated