This is more a marker for me to direct new players to. Even if it was written by an idiot it covers all the basics.
"Al Gore was right, Ming the Merciless is sending our sun crashing into Earth."
Sane? Here, let me help you get rid of such boring afflictions as a grasp on reality. Read some of these. www.ogc.org.uk/HERALD/index.htm The voices are your friends.